The notion that we atheist-types want to shoot christians in the face seems a shade hyperbolic; the prevailing attitude of non-believers is slightly more moderated- we merely want to force you all to have gay abortions on our pagan alters constructed of empty birth control boxes and dog-eared copies of the communist manifesto.
We also very much wish to meet more of your daughters, whom, while firmly saving their godly sexual purity for Jesus and/or marriage, are perfectly content cavorting through certain sexual pastures, with aberrant dalliances in, erm, the 'devil's canyon', so to speak.
The fact that many good christian girls engage in such 'non-traditional' practices at rates staggeringly above average numbers for other cohorts in regard to this particular sexual act, and do so because they wish to remain chaste is widely-documented and not something I merely fabricated for the purposes of this post is so stupendously wonderful and karmically just, I am barely able to contain my glee and appreciation over how fair the universe truly is. I will from here on out be referring to that orifice as 'christianity's loophole'.
To return to my original point: considering how much the bible-infused right wingers enjoy shooting abortion doctors and holocaust museum attendees in the face, I do believe those propounding the 'violent, gun-toting atheist' meme may have things a wee bit backward: tr.im/pn2O
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