What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One walked on the moon................................................................
....................................and the other choked to death on a 12 year old.
Too soon? Okay, fine, likely too soon, but enough time has passed where I get to make autoerotic asphyxiation jokes about David Carradine.
Either way, though, as such insensitivity appears to mean I'm an asshole, in the spirit of karmic fairness, upon dying in some very public and embarrassing sexual mishap likely involving a baby panda, a clown suit and too much Claritin- I'm allergic to panda fur- I encourage you all to make vicious fun of me, as I won't care, due to being dead.
Also, as an aside here, while it's truly very sad when an incredibly wealthy famous pedophile of privilege dies before his time, you know, I'm over it, especially as it succeeded in sucking the air out of all other news coverage.
You just killed democracy in Iran, MJ. Good job. Tr.im/qd64
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