A number of years ago, out of complete and utter boredom during a particularly bad spell of insomnia, I began to write away messages on AIM and Gchat angrily and sarcastically shitting on a variety of topics and public figures merely for the sake of killing time.
Over the intervening years, apparently I've collected a bit of a following, likely due to my friends and their friends being just as bored as I was. I remain truly amazed over seemingly how many people read my inane rants about republicanism, christianity and the hilarious/embarrassing things I do with my penis. Even more shocking is how many of them found it necessary to repeatedly annoy me about cataloguing my pointless ramblings in some archived form, where they could all be accessed at once instead of being forced to wait for me to post them one at a time as a status/away message.
Well, I've finally caved to all the pressure and started the blog you see before you consisting of my away messages, with old ones uploaded when I feel too lazy to think up a new one. Happy now, people? In trade, you no longer get to bitch about how I don't update my away messages as often as you like or how I'm not funny or that I'm a dirty jew.
There is no point or purpose to this blog, and likely never will be. I'd like to think, however, that having this will allow me to waste even more of my time instead of doing something productive and worthwhile. That said, if I end up not being able to pay my rent, because I pissed too much of my time away updating this thing, I feel it only fair you assholes come visit me in the gutter and bring me garbage to eat, as it will be all your fault.
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