According to a study by Pew, the more frequent one's church attendance, the greater likelihood a person is to be supportive of hooking up a brown person's genitals to a car battery and then teabagging them with liberty and freedom because, after all, it so totally says to in the bible, which, as you know, is Jesus' diary.
If Christianity has taught us anything it's that in order to gain heavenly entrance to be reunited with all of your childhood pets, you need to convert the heathens to your side, by the barrel of a gun.
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