When I can think up a humorous and utterly preposterous reason for why Palin resigned, I promise to post it. Something like her inappropriately touching Mark Sanford's Appalachian trail or a keeping a gay Russian polar bear she was able to see from her front porch as a nanny for her downs baby. It will be like that, except, you know, funny.
Until then, however, enjoy waving the patriotic shit out of your cheaply-made American flags produced by Chinese political prison labor. Let's celebrate the unraveling of one of the most absurd figures in American politics in decades.
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