Tuesday, July 7, 2009

The great Jesus mystery


This stands as a true example of local news at its finest. It has all the necessary elements of top-notch journalism: pious old people, feces, a ransom note filled with intrigue and mystery, a disappeared Jesus, and the hushed, somber tones of the narrator saying 'wiener poopie' repeatedly without laughing.

The day I can watch this clip and not break into hysterical high-pitched peals of laughter is the day where I've finally grown up and become an adult.

Turns out today is not that day.

1 comment:

  1. Man, I followed that the dark truth link, and was completely in the story. Damn exciting. The latest post talks about a friend of him who's gone missing . Somewhere on his way to Leh, India. And the guy is asking for help find it. Soundss like an online game . This looks interesting. M already hooked on.

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