I'm old and broken

As soon as my body stops revolting in protest over the situations and activities I force it into, I will come up with something funny and interesting to put here about politics, bible-literalism and how we're all going to die horribly from global warming, because there's plenty of funny things to say about us all dying.

Two days ago I hurt myself skateboarding and last night I was in a mosh pit for two hours, and at one point reopened almost-healed wounds from my extreme mountain biking accident a few weeks back. As I approach 30, it appears I have the sense of personal safety of a 14 year old, while also engaging in many of the same extracurricular activities as middle schoolers.